Sarah: Okay, so I’m about near the Summit…
Legion: Oh good.  About time actually.
Sarah: Why?  What’s gonna happen?
Legion: So some of the missions are timed.
Sarah: What?  Like I have a timer or something?
Legion: Sure.
Sarah: What’s going to happen if I don’t do them?
Legion: Stuff.
Sarah: Will you warn me which ones they are?
Legion: Absolutely not.
Sarah: Why do you hate me.

I thought you wanted to play this blind.

Legion: Oh, someone unfollowed me.
Sarah: Who?
Legion: Dunno.  Not one of my friends though.
Sarah: Oh good.  Because then you’d sob.
Legion: It’d be pretty terrible.
Sarah: You’d sob like you did at the end of Mass Effect.
Legion: …
Sarah: You’d sob for a month.
Legion: … I didn’t sob because I finished Mass Effect.
Sarah: Did you sob because you didn’t finish?
Legion: …
Sarah: What?
Legion: …

She won’t understand.
Not until she gets there…

Sarah: I wonder why Thane was punching the air.
Legion: He was working out.
Sarah: What?  Wait, if he can work out, then he can stay on the Normandy!
Legion: …
Sarah: I could see him everyday!
Legion: No…

HE NEEDS DAILY MEDICATION, SARAH.

Help, Sarah’s making really weird noises because Thane’s on the screen.  Help she keeps flailing. 

Legion: You should probably read that email.
Sarah: The “Doc Says I’m Ready for Visitors” one?
Legion: No the one under it…
[A MINUTE OF SILENCE]
Sarah: EUHHHG ERHTDHGNR
Legion: Wooowww.

Sarah really loves Thane.

Sarah: Is Legion still here?
Legion: No he left.
Sarah: Is she just getting beautified?
Legion: Yep.
Sarah: Wait, so she can fight with us?
Legion: Yeh.
Sarah: Mmm-hmm, damn you a hot mama.

Everyone likes EDI’s new body.

Sarah: Can I talk to Victus?
Legion: Sure.
Sarah: Is he part of my team now?
Legion: No, he’s just there to look hot.
Sarah: He’s a sweetie.

Sarah, what about Garrus?  Sarah.  No.  One turian per Normandy.

Sarah: So, it’s worse on earth?
Legion: Well…
Sarah: I think it’s worse here!
Legion: … Yeah…

She looked like she was going to cry.

Sarah: What’s that?
Legion: Good question.
Sarah: WHAT’S THAT?  DO I HAVE TO FIGHT IT ALONE?
Legion: Oh no, Garrus will join you.  And James has grenades.
Sarah: Oh god I’m going to die!

She met a brute today.

candiedcadaver: wow ok James is like a baby krogan just starting puberty
Legion: Tell me
candiedcadaver: I dunno ‘cause he’s all “I just wanna punch things, lemmie at ‘em! I can take anything! I just wanna smash! :DDDDDD”
Legion: Don’t tell Grunt

I have a strong feeling she’ll like him…